As Maggie was praying before breakfast yesterday, Calvin started making some pretty serious grunting sounds. Here is the resulting prayer...
Dear God,
Help this day to be...(insert grunting noises)...
CAAAAL-VIN! Don't poop while we're praying!
Help this day to be good.
Help my aah-tude to be good.
Help Calvin not to poo so much so we don't have to have ANOTHER diaper change.
Thank you for this food.
Amen.
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Could that get more awesome? I submit that it could NOT!
Elegance incorporated.
Proof, once again, that God has a perfect (and the best!) sense of humor EVER! I don't actually know the theological ramifications of that statement, but it must be true...
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